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Sat May 30, 2009 3:23 am
Registred Member
15 Posts
Why hello thar internetz!

It's me again! Remember?
I was once banned because Goofy said I was using WH.
It was obviously an unfair ban so I got unbanned without a problem.
Yay for meh!
Buy every time I see Goofy on the players list I fear for my connection to your server LOL
(Nothing personal Goofy, but it's true...)

Guess wut! He banned me again today for the same reason! WH........
Oh the irony......

Dood! You hate when I get high scores, don't ya? LOL
Today I was even ON FIRE! Hell yeah! I passed the GOD LIKE spree for the first time in this server LMAO
Maybe I should control myself and keep a low profile.

Anyway...

I was playing this time by the nickname "DUDE" because that's what I am.... A dude...
I was on the red team, coming out of the kitchen with mah green boom stick in my right hand. (I wear gloves too. It helps to grab the weapons tightly)
I see a guy inside the conference room. I let my partner with a ridiculous hat, who seemed to be in a hurry, go inside first and I saw him dying. An horrific scene for children.
But it's better to let someone go inside first to see the blood direction and guess where's the enemy.
I shoot a guy immediately after to avenge my partner's life. (He was right in front of me the whole time)
Then I look for someone at the right corner (LIKE I ALWAYS DO! BECAUSE COINCIDENTLY THERE'S ALMOST ALWAYS SOMEONE THERE!) and I see another gutless terrorist ready to attack me with his bullets!
The sneaky bastard!
So I shoot him too. Yeah, I killed him in cold blood and sent him to Allah! Bang! Dead guy on the floor. Orphans crying etc.
And then, if I remember correctly, out of nowhere, Goofy bans me because I was allegedly using WH.... Déjà vu... LOL

Is there a way you could ALL look at the videos again (yeah, I remember you record videos) and see wut I'm talking about?
If it helps, see all my other kills and use some headphones to follow the noises that allow me to know when there's people around up to no good....
Ya know..... Military boots make noises.... Different kinds of surfaces make different kinds of noises.... So I know where they're standing.
I even throw fire grenades to see if anyone makes any noise in my back when I proceed on my path to the next killing spree.
And when the noise comes from the right, them, there's someone on the right..... The same for the left.....
Yeah, yeah, I know... I'm Johnny Rambo... But that's only because I was trained by the god damn Chuck Norris.
In a nutshell, I play this game way too many times, so I know what's going on around me even with my eyes closed.
I don't even use third. As I already said before, that's too much faggotry IMO. And this is not Tomb Rider.

Anyway, this is the WH paranoia all over again....
I've been through this already. True story.
And some of you might remember me.
Sorry for the disturbance again.
But it's not really my fault LOL

If possible unban me for great justice.
If not, a simple explanation will do.
I love to see how someone justifies a wrong decision.
It's a lesson for life! LOL

Thanks again for your attention guyz!



PS: If I have the luck of getting unbanned again I swear I'll wear the nickname "GOOFY, I'M NOT WALL HACKING" 4 evar!
Sat May 30, 2009 9:09 am
Michael Knight
1099 Posts
Nice story, doubt you'll be unbanned
Let's wait 4 Goofy himself
Sat May 30, 2009 3:45 pm
Michael Knight
1037 Posts
I hope Goofy will ban you more and more to read your funny story more and more... I am fan of stories like you made!
Sat May 30, 2009 5:13 pm
Newbie
8 Posts
lol nice story but u didnt put in flying monkeys with ninja skills in it Mad next!!
Sat May 30, 2009 7:15 pm
Veteran
150 Posts
actually....I don't like this guy....mainly not his posts....what a cocky g*y

btw...there was a suspicious DUDE on server yesterday...some admins were speccing him.....but I couldn't wait the results......
it seems it was BAN
Sat May 30, 2009 7:29 pm
Thoroughbred
1679 Posts
Anyways several admins were watching you at that time, not only goofy. Anyways it was clear wallhack and we all agreed.
Sat May 30, 2009 7:56 pm
Clan Leader
5791 Posts
Awwwwe daaaaamn!
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Yea, was speccing you and you were on wh#5
and as I was typing: /adm ban 8 WHY-WH-U-NAAB?!
You just vanished?! Evil or Very Mad
Yea, you seem to play well enuf to not need that crap so perhaps when your at the next server remove the wh and/or glowskins - or whatever you use to track players through walls, sandbags ect...
Your headphones fail to be conclusive when there is 35 players in the server running, shooting and 399 various sounds being played.
All these items ARE taken in consideration prior to a ban so -
Nice story but as I sit here with surround sound - its bullshit.

I know Goofy has also given you the same consideration prior to banning you, for we always try to put ourselves in your shoes to determine whether or not foul play is involved.

Good job Goofy!!! Very Happy
Sat May 30, 2009 9:50 pm
Registred Member
15 Posts
Oh, hi thar guyz and gurlz!

Thanks for all the hate coming from some of you.
Just look at you. Damn...
No offense. But you people need to take a break to breath deeply sometime.
I sense too many unnecessary bad feelings coming in my direction.

"OH MY GAWD BANZ HIM DA SUSPICIUZ NUB CHEATZ!!!1!1one"
"HE'S HOMOSEXUAL LOLZ! I DON LIKEZ HIM SO BANZ!!1!oneone"

LMAO what the hell...

Anyway, I wasn't wall hacking. That's the bottom line.
There's nothing you can say that will change it.
And it's your problem if you get suspicious when someone plays better than you.
I understand it is frustrating. I was a kid once too.
But it's only your frustration talking. That's why you swarm to speck the best scores.
Maybe 50% of the people here complaining for being banned were in the same position I am right now.
It can't be just a coincidence when most of the "WH" bans come from the same admin. (Nothing personal Goofy. But you're doin'it wrong)
And I love when someone says: "It was clearly WH"
Yeah, you clearly know what's going on here at my house. LOL
Maybe you also know I PLAY NAKED!!! LMAO

I've been banned once and I wasn't cheating.
I was unbanned. Justice was made.
I've been banned twice and I wasn't cheating.
The final decision is pending, but given the encouragement, justice will not be made again.
If you really think I should remain banned, then cool story bro!
I won't cry like a little girl just to convince you you're wrong.

I only want you to remember for the rest of your cyber lives that you don't really know who's cheating and who's not before you click the "ban" button.
I'm the evidence of that.

And BTW, I don't hate you. This is only a game for batman's balls sake.
There are children dying of hunger in Africa, ya know?
Canalize all that anger for better things.
You won't regret the outcome.


Peace.
Sat May 30, 2009 10:02 pm
Michael Knight
1099 Posts

srsly, u should make a rage thread about this @ 4chan /b/


anyhow, lets wait 4 goofy, hope he's nice enough to unban a /b/rother
Sat May 30, 2009 10:19 pm
Veteran
150 Posts
I still dont like him.....

honey....you might have amazed your creative writing teacher at high school and some laymen here with your style...but I'm still not impressed...wasn't even smiling.....work on it...

has any of you (brand new winrar fans) realized that he simply laughs into our face and calls the clan a bunch of noobs and idiots......
yeah..very funny....indeed...

bip

(if I were admin I would ban you for your writing style.....)
Sat May 30, 2009 10:27 pm
Legend
458 Posts
— Shudd

srsly, u should make a rage thread about this @ 4chan /b/


anyhow, lets wait 4 goofy, hope he's nice enough to unban a /b/rother


LoooooL shud ur an /b/tard XD


Sat May 30, 2009 10:43 pm
Registred Member
15 Posts
I don't want to be unbanned because I'm a /b/rother.
I want to be unbanned because I wasn't cheating.

inb4 newfags shitstorm...


Just another thing for the lulz:

Your headphones fail to be conclusive when there is 35 players in the server running, shooting and 399 various sounds being played.


Sure thing brah, specially because you hear them all at the same time, right?
It not like you only hear what's close to you, is it?

LMAO You don't even know what your talking about dood.
You're obviously with bad faith on me.
That's why you can't judge other people's actions.


Also: The Game
Sat May 30, 2009 10:48 pm
Registred Member
15 Posts
— Vera
I still dont like him.....

honey....you might have amazed your creative writing teacher at high school and some laymen here with your style...but I'm still not impressed...wasn't even smiling.....work on it...

has any of you (brand new winrar fans) realized that he simply laughs into our face and calls the clan a bunch of noobs and idiots......
yeah..very funny....indeed...

bip

(if I were admin I would ban you for your writing style.....)


There are no gurlz on the internetz.
It's a trap...

If I were an admin I would say "TITZ or GTFO".

Durrrr.....


Hey,"Vera", I don't really know what's your problem.
But I guess it's none of my business anyway.
You're good at instigating hate campaigns though.
Nice to meet you too.
Sat May 30, 2009 11:12 pm
Legend
521 Posts
i really don't care about ur No Life Story LOL .. :roll:
U were Whing ..
everyone know it now ..
so Pleas Stop posting here ,
and start writing a Story book , Cuz ur good in that ..
Sun May 31, 2009 12:02 am
Registred Member
15 Posts
Yo dawg, White Knight to the rescue......
Are all Clan Members like this?
Holly Baby Jesus Christ........

I'll stop posting here when some admin tells me to. Deal?
Meanwhile get outside your basement and catch some sun.
You're living the INTERNET experience with too much intensity.

U were Whing ..
everyone know it now ..


Yeah, sure brah. It's a conspiracy!!!
My writing style exposed me... LMAO

I probably won't get unbanned now because I didn't shut up to your shitty posts about myself.
But at least I had fun with some of you.
What a bunch of immature kids.
Get a girlfriend and enjoy life outside the computer...

Last time I came here the members were over 9000 times nicer than this.
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